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Horror Demotivational Poster


TIME WARP -


TAGS: rocky horror time warp calendar
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2013, 12:19 pm
But it's the pelvic thru-uust that really drives you insaaaaane! Yes, a toast to absent friends.
Arvantillian - February 7, 2012, 6:11 am
perfect wording with just the right photo...5L from this warped wierdo!
Zetmonk - February 6, 2012, 5:25 am
How on earth did that happen?


ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW - Still a better love story than Twilight




SWEET TRANSVESTITE - They don't make 'em like this anymore.


TAGS: transvestite rocky horror cult classic
Rating: 3.07/5

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Shyanne - December 2, 2009, 3:36 pm
gosh you know I don't really like this one anymore


THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW - Letting us know who the weirdos are since 1975.


TAGS: rocky horror picture show
Rating: 3.33/5

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whatukno - May 22, 2010, 2:57 am
Columbia was the bomb, I would have so hit that.
MissRed - May 21, 2010, 12:41 pm
Hey hey hey! Just cause those guys were beast and anyone would love to do them is crazy dosen't mean we lay anyone.
Ed-Hyde - May 21, 2010, 9:10 am
Rocky Horror Picture Show, getting those weirdos laid since 1975.
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 8:25 pm
Frank N. Furter! My my I love this movie.
Derek - May 20, 2010, 8:00 pm
Colombia, Magenta and ummmm Frankie (what was his surname?)


TIMEWARP -


TAGS: rocky horror
Rating: 4.48/5

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Glock9p - April 19, 2016, 6:08 pm
Put your hands on your hips...
Glock9p - April 19, 2016, 6:07 pm
Put your hands on your hips...
Arvantillian - February 18, 2012, 10:07 am
And then a step to the riiiight...
ICEMAN - February 16, 2012, 11:35 pm
It's astounding...


TIM CURRY - Ate more little boys as Frank-N-Furter.


TAGS: pennywise frankenfurter dr frank n furter rocky horror it pancakes pennywise
Rating: 2.39/5

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Amaterasu - September 20, 2008, 12:39 pm
PENNYWISE: Tim Curry's best perfomance, but way more scarier in the book.


DO YOU LIKE CLOWNS ??? -


TAGS: clown horror scary
Rating: 4/5

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Reality Lord - June 11, 2013, 6:25 pm

creepy! drop thesde over to both http://www.whyifearclowns.net/ and http://www.theshivers.net/ our sister sites. i know they would both love these.


THE HORROR - It has a face … and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared


TAGS: horror colonel kurtz
Rating: 2.88/5

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Greeny - May 5, 2011, 8:44 pm
Ethical Terror?


I LOVE SO MUCH -




154 kills. -




KIDS TODAY - Naïve and desensitized to violence Billy is about to find out that is NOT Optimus Prime


TAGS: kids today horror roadkill truck
Rating: 4.14/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 7:56 pm
Agreed! It's funny when the wife's teenage brother THOUGHT he knew karate, and then he thought he knew what pain was.... He does now, lol.


BDSM - You're doing it right sort of.


TAGS: bdsm rocky horror franknfurter
Rating: 2/5

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Derek - November 30, 2009, 5:57 pm
The creator suffers at the hands of his creation - sort of.


i want to play a game -


TAGS: saw tag horror
Rating: 3.13/5

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arsanlupin - May 8, 2013, 7:07 am
"You're"


PMS -




TRAFFIC CONDITIONS - Better than average.




Goodnight -


TAGS: nightmare monster horror
Rating: 3.5/5

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CloudchaserS - May 8, 2013, 1:19 am
IN YOUR CLOSET, IN YOUR HEAD!
getuppunk - May 7, 2013, 8:45 pm
cool ty
Sho - May 7, 2013, 7:11 pm
Nice, good picture eh? I have it in my collection. Normally I don't use a pic that's already here but I think I'll make an exception this time :)


fingering -




DEAR NINTENDO NERD -




HORROR MOVIES -


TAGS: aprchallenge horror movies
Rating: 4.68/5

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guest8916 - April 30, 2010, 11:48 am
Horror movies: Stop remaking them


HAUNTING LULLABY -


TAGS: horror
Rating: 4.67/5

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Faceplant31 - June 1, 2010, 11:53 am
Nice one Space! 5L
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 10:17 pm
Thanks guys.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 10:10 pm
LOL!
Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 10:09 pm
Great...now I can't sleep tonight! 5/5
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 10:07 pm
5 Alibis
rerun - May 29, 2010, 9:59 pm

a true demotivational poster.


ZOMBIE VS. SHARK - Best movie fight EVER!


TAGS: zombie 2 zombies shark sharks undead living dead horror
Rating: 2.64/5

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jake - August 1, 2009, 5:26 pm
*cough cough*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:56 pm
Or Jake's getting worse.
jake - August 1, 2009, 3:40 pm
yeah, jalford is getting better...


Creepy little girls -


TAGS: horror girls
Rating: 2.05/5

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Xavier - September 24, 2008, 12:45 pm
With GameShark he did...


See You -




ALTERNATE ENDINGS - They are always epic fails


TAGS: blair witch blair horror halloween movies
Rating: 1.67/5

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Charles - November 12, 2008, 3:54 am
Starring Elizabeth Montcumery, Agnes Moorehead, Dick York and Dick Sargent. (Funnily enough, the last 3 are their real names!)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 12, 2008, 1:39 am
Not to be confused with the porno knock-off The Bare Witch Project.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 12, 2008, 1:37 am
That would be the Bear Witch Project then.
The Witch - November 12, 2008, 12:27 am
God that movie sucked. I couldn't stop laughing after they threw away the fucking map. Should have been eaten by bears.


I like your boobs better -




peeping tom -




IT'S JUST A - jump to the left


TAGS: rocky horror
Rating: 4.35/5

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GaryO - May 2, 2012, 7:29 pm
effing WOOF!
Airman - May 2, 2012, 6:15 pm
he's been known to fall for Begging Strips
lgvernon - May 2, 2012, 4:14 pm

Sorry, Gary. I do have some nie liverwust pumps you can gnaw on.
GaryO - May 2, 2012, 1:04 pm
Hmmm, ‘pencil’ skirt….Izzzat like a kilt with that little cod piece? If so, do you have any bratwurst skirts?…in Tartan?
lgvernon - May 2, 2012, 11:54 am

No~~'A' lines are so 60s! But I do have fabulous little pinstripe pencil skirt...
GaryO - May 2, 2012, 9:40 am
S-o-o-o-o how long is this ‘artwork’ gonna be on the front page? And, LG, for the last time, I don’t want your dress. …do you have anything in an A line?
lgvernon - May 1, 2012, 11:18 pm

{snort} Are you trying to tell me you want to borrow a dress?
GaryO - May 1, 2012, 8:27 pm
Well now, seems airman is about to mount a camel….and not for the ride to town……and it was a kilt damn it! ….5 loins, girded, you talented bastard….not for this one, but for all the other times I refrained from the boredom of hitting the fifth lion.


i said i was into bondage -




MASTURBATING - Stewie saw you doing it.




AMBITION - Sometimes being a slacker is a good thing.




what would Scooby-Doo do ??? -


TAGS: horror scooby
Rating: 4/5

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Pikeman - June 5, 2013, 2:30 am
Go tran-sonic in the direction defined as away.


HORROR MOVIES, WHY THEY DON'T CALL FOR HELP -


TAGS: horror movies assignment
Rating: 3.43/5

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IllicoPresto - April 30, 2010, 6:17 pm
People should always clam down in an emergency!


FACIEMANATISPHOBIA - Fear of duckface




TALK TO THE HAND - Though He May Not Talk Back


TAGS: horror
Rating: 1.86/5

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javalord32 - June 1, 2011, 12:48 pm
when did deidara come to motifake?
djinnyf - April 10, 2011, 2:23 am
I give yoooooooooooo 5L for that comment! xx
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 18, 2011, 9:42 pm
Shaq takes masturbation to the next level.....another wasted pic.


Soft Spot -


TAGS: movie villains horror splatter gore
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 14, 2016, 12:54 pm
Haha thanks!
MissPriss - March 14, 2016, 12:46 pm
The Dating Game 1 UP'd...Oh Bob I don't know. They all sound soooo dreamy!
JesusWept - March 14, 2016, 12:23 pm
Thanks!
concern3 - March 14, 2016, 11:38 am
one scary UP yours


Born Evil -




ROTISSERIE CHICKEN -


TAGS: horror film
Rating: 3.91/5

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Faceplant31 - April 30, 2010, 6:14 pm
ROR! Thats a beautiful take on todays assignment.


KILLING IS HIS BUSINESS - But business hasn't been great. Please, take a moment to think about those really effected by the recession. Thank you.




I Like to Watch you sleep -




Sweet Dreams -


TAGS: dreams horror sweet
Rating: 4.89/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2013, 8:17 pm
Wonderful.... just as I was getting over Sho's last few posters, lol.
Sho - May 30, 2013, 1:16 am
5&f


COME UP TO THE LAB -




THIS.... -




MY HAPPY PLACE -


TAGS: where i became cubby cildhood horror
Rating: 4.64/5

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Cubbybear - November 10, 2010, 7:44 pm
Thanks...love the slippers too
spacedog - November 10, 2010, 6:58 pm
Nice one Cubby.
Airman - November 10, 2010, 11:13 am
glad they fit! To be truthful, I regifted the value pack of Air Fresheners you sent me. But the thought was there
GreyScorpion - November 10, 2010, 9:15 am
I have those same slippers!! Airman gave them to me last Christmas. 5L


THE EXORCIST - Why wussy ass horror movies today don't scare me. Hollywood just doesn't scare us anymore.


TAGS: horror movies
Rating: 4.37/5

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Fatt Matt - April 30, 2010, 5:36 pm
One of the best. Def before it's time.


BIRTH DAY MEMORIES - Mom says it was one of the happiest days of her life. Me? I swear scarred for life!


TAGS: birth happiest horror memories babies
Rating: 4.33/5

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CloudchaserS - June 5, 2012, 11:23 pm
PUT ME BACK IN! PUT ME BACK IN!


SUGAR AND SPICE - and everything nice?




omg... can't sleep -


TAGS: horror monsters sleep
Rating: 4.14/5

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falloutghoul - June 10, 2013, 8:46 am
They already have...


HORROR FILMS - Meet Your Inspirational Director


TAGS: horror
Rating: 3.83/5

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afraid to go to sleep? -


TAGS: sleep horror freddy
Rating: 3.8/5

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CloudchaserS - June 15, 2013, 10:09 pm
He has nightmares about being cornered by the Dream Warriors/Dokken


I'm going off the rails on a crazy train -




Hugging from behind -




KIDS, - Don't do drugs.




Kids watching Horror Movies -




HORROR MOVIES... - Are Thought Provoking. You'll Never Have A Nice Day If You Have Other Plans.




INCONCIEVABLE - Then who or what the hell is that a picture of?!??!


TAGS: cthulhu horror
Rating: 2.45/5

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Crazydad - May 6, 2009, 9:26 pm
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Joey Z. - October 12, 2008, 9:47 pm
God I hate typos =.= Cthulhu
Joey Z. - October 12, 2008, 9:46 pm
CHTULHU
john - June 19, 2008, 10:30 am
I think the first guy meant that the actual horror is inconceivable, not cthulu.


Get out of the shower and see what's new on -




APPETIZERS - Wrapped in neoprene to preserve freshness


TAGS: whale snack food horror
Rating: 1.79/5

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Fatt Matt - March 23, 2010, 4:10 pm
@ WC - most people are too lazy to do anything the correct way. This would have been a great poster if not a tunnel... I laughed, but tunnels are 1L.
Who Cares? - March 22, 2010, 9:11 pm
I don't understand why he didnt just take this picture and make his/her own motifake. Since it doesnt really refer to the original text. Would have been funnier to me. Now I'm just confused.
thatonechick - March 22, 2010, 7:49 pm
WTF is your problem, JL? Do you need time out?
rerun - March 22, 2010, 7:04 pm

There are exceptions for every rule. this one made me laugh so I approved it.
Derek - March 22, 2010, 6:36 pm
It does show how the news can change what an image brings to mind
Faceplant31 - March 22, 2010, 6:22 pm
Tunnels = No Vote! Is it me or did the mods all party together last night and now are all hungover today?


Movies -


TAGS: don t breathe hollywood horror spoof
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 29, 2016, 11:39 pm
Thank you
concern3 - August 29, 2016, 2:56 am
Nice one, UP yours
mizzdizz - August 29, 2016, 12:16 am
The Wayne's brothers doing a horror poof spoof? It'd be a real gasser!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 28, 2016, 3:27 pm
So long as the Wayne's brothers or Simon Pegg don't have anything to do with it. Lol. I apologize if you find either funny - no offense. :D
mizzdizz - August 28, 2016, 11:18 am
Ya know, that might make a great spoof! ^!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 28, 2016, 8:52 am
Well now the movie just got funnier. XD
Silverheart - August 28, 2016, 6:22 am

Inspired by actual events, as recounted by the survivors.


Scary? -


TAGS: 50s movie monsters robot film horror scifi scared
Rating: 5/5

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triumphman - May 13, 2016, 8:21 pm
I loved this movie when it came out ! Gorillas with space helmets and human voices ! Cool for the 50's ! I still watch it on utube !


bedtime -


TAGS: bedtime horror
Rating: 4.6/5

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Reality Lord - May 14, 2013, 6:46 am

Another poster that would look great over at shivers. Can i ask you drop it over there as well :)


REMAKES - Be honest...you can't REMAKE fear.


TAGS: horror movies
Rating: 4.4/5

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R.S.Jake - April 30, 2010, 6:02 pm
America! Fuck Yeah!
Fatt Matt - April 30, 2010, 5:34 pm
Matt Damon was great in Team America.
R.S.Jake - April 30, 2010, 4:12 pm
He's had some stinkers, I'm not saying he's a Bruce Willis or anything...Oh wait, he's had some stinkers too...Brad Pitt? No...nevermind, I fogot where I was going with this. Oh, he's no Matt Damon...uh, dangit!
CANADA - April 30, 2010, 4:08 pm
I probably don't like him because of the movies he does. the pirates of the Caribbean movies were the only ones i enjoyed of his
R.S.Jake - April 30, 2010, 4:05 pm
He plays wierd/creepy characters pretty well, you see Sweeny Todd? and he did a good job I think in the Wonka re-make, the movie itself sucked though.
CANADA - April 30, 2010, 4:03 pm
I dont like depp as an actor.I thought he only did the pirate movies well
R.S.Jake - April 30, 2010, 4:00 pm
Oh, too bad, I would have seen that. Not gonna now. :(
CANADA - April 30, 2010, 3:52 pm
The remake is pretty good. Im a fan of the originals, but the remake is definitely worth watching. and depp isnt freddy
R.S.Jake - April 30, 2010, 2:59 pm
I heard Jonny Dep is playing Freddy Crueger! :)~
Cubbybear - April 30, 2010, 2:56 pm
....exactly! By watching a Classic Original
ICEMAN - April 30, 2010, 2:37 am
Sure. But you can relive it over & over & over & over..............


S A M A R A - All she wanted was a hug.


TAGS: horror movies
Rating: 4.35/5

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redhdsrbst - May 5, 2010, 8:43 pm
I swear I didn't give her any more ...


RESPONSIBILITY - Taking care of nature before it takes care of us. --Memo to BP CEO.




Chainsaw Alice -




AH, FRAWLEY -




DON'T..... - LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!


TAGS: doom horror
Rating: 1.93/5

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Sweet Dreams are made from these -




CAR TREE CONTRAPTION - Your In It...




IN THE DARK -


TAGS: darkness covers truth ghouls horror
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - October 20, 2014, 3:26 pm
Halloween seems to bring out your darker side, quite well. Don't be sleepy, keep it creepy? Wow... that's bad lyrical prose, but accurate.
lgvernon - October 20, 2014, 11:59 am

How'd you know about my wheelchair?
GaryO - October 20, 2014, 10:43 am
So much for chicken feet dim sum tonight. Vernie, you been rollin’. Rollin’ like the brakes on yer wheelchair give out. You go, gurl. Quite the show. Indeed.
lgvernon - October 20, 2014, 8:37 am

Thanks, Greeny.
Greeny - October 20, 2014, 3:44 am
very nice - good thing compfort is where it is
lgvernon - October 20, 2014, 1:58 am

Thank you, sho.
Sho - October 20, 2014, 1:40 am
beautiful. 5/f


On life’s journey -


TAGS: horror mickey mouse scary
Rating: 5/5

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5150monkeylove - June 18, 2013, 11:33 pm
This is what I am talking about. Keep it up, dude! 5L IMF


The Coriolis Effect -


TAGS: perfection achievement fear horror death
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - May 22, 2014, 2:10 am
Thank you. I could never measure up to Sho but his awesome poster's certainly have inspired me. :)
MissPriss - May 22, 2014, 1:43 am
Starting to think that Sho has been tutoring Grey...great poster Grey.


I hate this Show -


TAGS: tv horror
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - June 24, 2013, 2:59 pm

Love this one. Post to Moti Twist.


Halloween -




Horror Films -




MY FIRST WISH - is to see this plague of mankind, war, banished from the earth




I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP -




Beetlejuice Gothic -


TAGS: horror
Rating: 4.71/5

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Cannabal - June 25, 2013, 2:15 am
Sweet mother of F'UCK! 5Ls


My God freddy -


TAGS: freddy horror
Rating: 4.7/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 29, 2013, 12:23 pm
....And my attraction to Heather Langencamp has been completely dissolved.


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: skeletons closet horror
Rating: 4.67/5

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JesusWept - October 31, 2013, 11:34 am
Could be worse. Imagine if your new spouse suddenly "came out of the closet" hehe. L L L L L
lgvernon - October 31, 2013, 12:25 am

I'm thinkin worms...maybe maggots.
MissPriss - October 31, 2013, 12:10 am
Maybe even a few moths in that closet too? Teehee.


The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus -




a man walks into a bar with 3 nails and asks the Bartender. -


TAGS: horror creeper scary bar
Rating: 4.5/5

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getuppunk - June 17, 2013, 10:06 am
thank you
Sho - June 16, 2013, 5:15 pm
Solid 5L
Cannabal - June 16, 2013, 4:57 pm
Put this on Religifake, too.
Reality Lord - June 16, 2013, 1:39 pm

dude...can you please drop this over to shivers...love it!!!
GaryO - June 16, 2013, 11:24 am
gettu, you’ve been workin’ on this theme for some time now, some good, some not so good. But, IMO, you really nailed this one (pun not necessarily intended). 5L


Are we keeping you awake? -


TAGS: goodnight horror sleep bed
Rating: 4.5/5

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getuppunk - May 5, 2013, 10:46 pm
Thank You I did it for our page on facebook scary movie fanatics check it out
rerun - May 5, 2013, 3:38 pm

Damn, you have the creep factor covered. Love it, 5L & welcome to the site


Disco will never die -




splitting headache -




Hey !!!!!!!! -




Watching Scary Movies on your laptop -




One way or another, I'm gonna find ya' -




If you're happy and you know it, -


TAGS: horror clown
Rating: 4.29/5

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rerun - June 18, 2013, 8:04 pm

post this to whyihateclowns


don't you hate it when.... -




FEAR -




Everything tastes better when .. -


TAGS: cooking horror
Rating: 4.14/5

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Pikeman - June 5, 2013, 2:40 am
@thecrotchetyoldcynic Good he was wrong. It Tastes like pork.
getuppunk - June 3, 2013, 3:11 pm
lol
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 3, 2013, 1:02 pm
Someone said human flesh tastes like chicken.... then I unfriended him on Facebook.


Oh, oh, oh, oh -




Yes !!!! -




welcome -




I am the boogeyman -




you can check in -


TAGS: check in horror
Rating: 3.67/5

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maoworks2 - May 12, 2013, 1:05 pm
Someone Should Make A Song About That ?


FOREPLAY -


TAGS: the horror the horror
Rating: 3.62/5

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ronsart - November 23, 2009, 11:20 pm
canadian goosing...my eyes...my eyes...you give visions I could have done without...lol...still genius.
Sean - November 23, 2009, 10:38 pm
Thanks dudes. And RON it kinda looks like one heart is goosing the other, eh?
spacedog - November 23, 2009, 9:55 pm
Nicely done Sean. 5Ls
ronsart - November 23, 2009, 9:43 pm
perfect...love the lil heart in Foreplay...u ahead of your time...lol


sweet dreams from scary movie fanatics -




sshhhhh !!! -




sister -




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